英语读后续写（MJJ搞笑版）

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前情提要：读后续写是英语高考作文的题型之一，在部分地区勉强可以算是新题型，简单来说就是给半段原文，然后下面由考生续写两段。
两端的开头第一句话本来应该是在原文中给出的，有限制作答方向的作用，这边比较懒就不给了。

题目
读后续写的原题一般比较长，这边懒得写了就写了两句
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The thieves pointed the gun at the storekeeper. They cut the telephone line and left.[/ol]复制代码

MJJ搞笑版作答
第一段续写
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'What should we do? We wouldn't be able to call the police now with the broken line!' I screamed. 'Don't worry,' said the storekeeper. He turned on his PC and opened Google Voice. Unfortunately, it says, 'Sorry, Google Voice can't be used to make emergency calls.'[/ol]复制代码

第二段续写
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等MJJ来写啦！[/ol]复制代码

laoxong

还是比较会写的